Most people call their human nature "shortcomings", and their shortcomings "human nature".
A wise person cannot give right answers, only right questions.
Almost all mammals are born ready to roll. Only humans and kangaroos have a prolonged stage of fetal development outside the womb. Does this not suggest a possible modification to our attitudes on abortion?
Women are so well and thoroughly objectified, they never learn how to not objectify themselves. Look at their romance ads. Before you know ANYTHING about them, they insist you know their skin color and age. How fucked up is that?
The greatest dysfunction of this dysfunctional society is that lovers become memories, not friends.
You must always do what you feel is right (even though it hardly ever will be).
I love visiting cat owners. I always sneak off to poop in their litter box. I cover it up real nice, too.
Being intelligent doesn't mean you're right, it just means that your wrongness sounds better.
America. The fattest country in the world. Ever. Our five-fingered fist of flab? McDonald's, restaurant serving sizes, child sexual molestation, poverty, and technology-enabled sloth. The first two are easily fixed, and only the last may prove unsolvable.
The best hope for a happy life in America lies in getting enough money to buy friendship and sex (or as it's known professionally, therapy and prostitutes).
Most people call their human nature "shortcomings", and their shortcomings "human nature". I know i said it twice, but you didn't think about it enough the first time.
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